Weird initiatives

Last night I dreamed that in the chaos following a BSG-esque national emergency, Bush was forced to resume the presidency of the United States. In a conference he was reading out a speech that included the line "I fully support wired initiatives," but he hesitated and stumbled over the unfamiliar word, pronouncing it "weird." An aide had to look over his shoulder and correct him as he mumbled about being tripped up. Rahm Emanuel spoke up then and apologized, explaining that the speech had been written for Obama — they never would have put those funny words in Bush's mouth.